Listen To This One......

So, here I am, peacefully sleeping...when in the middle of the night I am awoken to my husband kneeling on the bed, picking at the sheets. I said "John, what are you doing?". He says "I'm trying to get all the sharp knives out of the bed". I said "lay down & go to sleep". He says "I can't. I need to get the knives out of the bed." I said "it's okay, I already did". He said "you did?" I said "yes". He lays right down without another word & goes right back to sleep.
Sooooo...this morning I say to him "do you remember what you did last night?" He says..smiling.."I was collecting tools or something". I said "ummmm..noooo. You were trying to get knives out of the bed". He said "ohhhhh yeah! That's right!"
So then he went on to describe how in his lucite stage he was envisioning knives and these tiny little cocktail forks that I got at a tag sale being in the bed.

Lord, help me.