No More SBD's

So here I am, cleaning up in the living room...I just got Marnie down for her morning nap...and the tv is on in the background. There's a commercial on & I catch the part where they say "No more SBD's". Wha?? Huh?? So of course that draws my attention right in. For those of you who don't know what SBD stands for it means "silent but deadly"...as in quiet farts that could burn the hair right out of your nonstrils. The commercial is for a blanket that claims it will help save your marriage by eliminating farts in bed...it's name? The Better Marriage Blanket. I love it. Says it would make a great wedding or anniversary gift...ahahahha...we arrrrre going to three weddings this year..whaddya think?